Jinglis
TODAY'S TOM SAWYER
YOUR OWN SPECIAL CATEGORY
I'm so fly you might as well not be
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Post by Jinglis on Feb 8, 2008 12:59:43 GMT -5
I would order a Russian mail order bride some of them are pretty hot ...... where else do you find a sexy Olga
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Post by -Lemon- on Feb 8, 2008 14:06:55 GMT -5
Don't these girls just want to get out of their country? Like...they marry you then a few weeks later they get a divorce but they be able to get a citizenship within the country?? or something like that....
Wasn't Olga the name of Cvetco's wife?
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Feb 8, 2008 15:12:42 GMT -5
My mother had an aunt named Olga. one day she wanted me to shake her hand. it fell off right there
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Post by Bloodcider on Feb 10, 2008 12:02:06 GMT -5
Part of me is scared to ask what it is, yet part is intrigued. Explain.
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Feb 10, 2008 13:43:56 GMT -5
Her hand. she's dead now. I think
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Post by Scruffington on Feb 10, 2008 14:58:32 GMT -5
Plenty of people can lead full lives after their hand falls off, you know.
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Post by -Lemon- on Feb 10, 2008 15:51:25 GMT -5
lies, you cant game like you used to if you loose a hand
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Feb 10, 2008 16:09:18 GMT -5
What a pitiful life that must be, they can't sit and zap around on the TV as conveniently as people with hands can.
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Post by Scruffington on Feb 10, 2008 21:32:38 GMT -5
If you guys HAD to lose a hand, which hand would it be and why?
I'd lose my left hand, because then I could still play some of the shooter games on the Wii. And the new Starcraft.
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Post by -Lemon- on Feb 10, 2008 23:14:17 GMT -5
I would also loose my left hand. I will still be able to throw items at you fairly well with my right hand then
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Post by Scruffington on Feb 11, 2008 1:03:17 GMT -5
Even AFTER I give you your own precious PS3-related category?
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Post by Bloodcider on Feb 11, 2008 4:28:27 GMT -5
Sadly, my left hand. It only preforms secondary functions like lifting cups, scratching my moustache, petting the cat, and holding the fork while I cut the steak. These can easily be replicated by my right hand if needed.
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Feb 11, 2008 10:41:24 GMT -5
I'd lose the hand that grows where my right nipple should be
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