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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 20, 2008 9:34:33 GMT -5
I'm dressing up as an asshole
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Post by Bloodcider on Sept 20, 2008 10:53:36 GMT -5
Tom is just trying to trick us into leaving an opening so he can tell us how he's dressing up as Meryl or something.
I'm going to dress up as a burnt out high school dropout that sits around on the computer all day.
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Post by Scruffington on Sept 20, 2008 15:44:33 GMT -5
I'm dressing up as Akiba.
I'm just going to shit myself halfway through the night.
COMEDIC GENIUS, HIDEO. YOU TRULY ARE THE BEST.
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Post by Bloodcider on Sept 20, 2008 17:21:08 GMT -5
It's Johnny Sasaki, motherfucker. And I already called dibs on that days ago.
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Post by Scruffington on Sept 20, 2008 19:14:35 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I will NEVER think of Akiba as a serious character. Therefore, he doesn't get a name. Ever. Once you shit yourself, that's pretty much it.
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Post by Bloodcider on Sept 21, 2008 21:22:29 GMT -5
But the whole point of Akiba/MGS4 is making him a serious character. He marries Meryl for christ sake. "I'm a character now. I aint takin no more shits!"
Sasaki was the name of a member on the development team who slacked off and was an asshole and shit, so they made the character Johnny Sasaki with diarrhea as a big in-joke. You know, Johnny. The John. Toilet. Shit-man.
Bringing him back and making him a fleshed out character, now THAT'S trying to make him serious.
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Post by Scruffington on Sept 21, 2008 21:38:38 GMT -5
He'll probably be the next lead, which angers me almost as much as Hideo trying to make Raiden a likeable character.
He is a whiny bitch.
His wife is a whiny bitch.
His kid is most likely a whiny bitch (and quite possibly retarded).
NO THANK YOU.
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Post by Bloodcider on Sept 23, 2008 11:18:19 GMT -5
You know what? I honestly wouldn't mind playing as Johnny Sasaki in a Johnny Sasaki oriented game. Like, maybe you'd have a health meter, and a shit meter. And you have to stop periodically to take a shit in a corner or something before the meter runs out, otherwise you shit yourself. But like, the guards can SMELL your shit, and HEAR you taking the shit, but you can also use the shits you take as traps to lure them in, BUT IF YOU SHIT YOURSELF THEY CAN SMELL YOU COMING.
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 23, 2008 12:18:59 GMT -5
I think that's the most awesome idea I've heard in a long long time. This must be put in a game.
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Post by Scruffington on Sept 23, 2008 23:09:30 GMT -5
I guess we just found the basic premise of MGS5.
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Post by Scruffington on Jan 11, 2009 2:06:37 GMT -5
MGS4 has not stood the test of time.
I was thinking about it just now, and really, it's not that great.
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Post by Bloodcider on Jan 11, 2009 2:20:48 GMT -5
Told you it sucked. www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/486-Awards-for-2008The thing I like about Yahtzee is that he has the exact same opinions as me, basically. So I don't ever have to get semi-internet famous and ram my opinions down other peoples' throats, because he's already doing it. Make sure to pay attention to the part about MGS4. That's why I even bothered getting the link in the first place.
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Post by Scruffington on Jan 11, 2009 2:23:47 GMT -5
Oh, I will never concede that it sucks.
It's just not as good as I was saying it was.
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Post by Bloodcider on Jan 11, 2009 2:41:56 GMT -5
Fuck you it sucks.
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