(4:22:30 AM) dimitri: what kind of a role do you want?
(4:24:34 AM) lovingrose: Well I like risque roles ...so
(4:31:52 AM) lovingrose: Well what do you like?
(4:35:54 AM) dimitri: Well
(4:36:24 AM) dimitri: I'm up for anything, really
(4:36:56 AM) dimitri: I've been in a celeb roleplay veforfe
(4:37:01 AM) dimitri: *before
(4:37:23 AM) dimitri: Like, pick a celeb, act like them, and get it on
(4:37:55 AM) lovingrose: Hmmmm....
(4:40:11 AM) dimitri: how about it? =D
(4:41:47 AM) lovingrose: I haven't done it before so I'll guess i'll give it a go
(4:42:46 AM) dimitri: nice
(4:42:52 AM) dimitri: Who do you want to be?
(4:44:13 AM) lovingrose: Hmmmm ....Amy adams....
(4:45:42 AM) dimitri: Wow good chice
(4:45:45 AM) dimitri: *choice
(4:45:54 AM) dimitri: She's from the Office, right?
(4:46:26 AM) lovingrose: yeah she played I think In like one episode of the office
(4:46:48 AM) dimitri: Cool
(4:46:55 AM) dimitri: I'll be Billy Mays
(4:47:43 AM) lovingrose: huh?
(4:48:02 AM) dimitri: He's the main character in ZorBEEZ
(4:48:48 AM) lovingrose: I don't even know what that is ?
(4:49:00 AM) dimitri: Oh
(4:49:12 AM) dimitri: Well, he's pretty cool, tall, powerful, sexy, demanding.
(4:52:20 AM) dimitri: you wanna start?
(5:09:30 AM) lovingrose: Ummmm well I haven't done a celeb one so you start
(5:12:02 AM) dimitri: Alright
(5:13:58 AM) dimitri: I walk up to your trailer, on the set of some new movie. I'm holding a large soda in one hand. I come up the steps to the door, and knock on it
(5:16:32 AM) lovingrose: I answer the trailer door with a blue silk robe wrapped around me my hair is all pinned up as if it was in the middle of being done "Oh hey"
(5:18:02 AM) dimitri: HEY AMY BILLY MAYS HERE, and I start to say hello, when I accidentally spill the soda all over your silk robe, and floor. OH SHIT SORRY
(5:20:35 AM) lovingrose: Awww crap I slip off my robe so i'm in tan slip and I open up a traveling wardrobe my back facing you
(5:22:23 AM) dimitri: HOLY MOTHER FUCK AMY YOU LOOK DAMN GORGEOUS IN THAT SLIP, I HOPE THAT ROBE OF YOUR SDOESN'T STAIN
(5:22:59 AM) lovingrose: i'm sure it will be fine ... so how can I help ya out Billy
(5:26:06 AM) dimitri: I gesture at your floor, WELL I WAS GOING TO FUCK YOU SENSLESS ON YOUR FLOOR HERE, BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE SODA ALL OVER IT, THAT SHITS SEEPING IN
(5:27:54 AM) lovingrose: Yeah I should get someone to clean it up I leap of the spot on the floor and walk over to desk and pick up my phone off of it
(5:30:19 AM) dimitri: WELL DONT WORRY, AMY I'M HERE TO HELP, I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE MY NEW OXYCLEAN CLEANER, THIS SHIT'LL CLEAN ANYTHING UP, USING THE POWER OF THE AIR YOU BREATHE AND THE WATER YOU DRINK
(5:32:07 AM) dimitri: I squirt some of the amazing solution on the spill, and watch it work it's magic
(5:33:03 AM) lovingrose: Wow...it really does work that's amazing
(5:35:46 AM) dimitri: YOU BET YOUR ASS, AND THAT'S NOT ALL, WITH MY AMAZING ZORBEEZ SHAMMY TOWEL, I CAN LITERALLY PICK THE LIQUID UP RIGHT OFF THE FLOOR! I use the amazing soaking power of the ZorbEEZ to finish the job. SEE THAT? SHIT CAME RIGHT UP, AND THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM IN THIS BEAST FOR THE SODA ON YOUR TITS.
(5:36:06 AM) dimitri: I rub the ZorbEEZ over your tits, breathing heavily.
(5:37:38 AM) lovingrose: I bite my lower lip and I let out a little moan
(5:40:24 AM) dimitri: I run the towel up your chest, over your neck, and in front of your mouth, letting you bite the ZorbEEZ in pleasure as my mouth starts sucking on your erects, now clean and dry, nipples.
(5:42:09 AM) lovingrose: I lean my head back and moan biting hard on the ZorbEEZ as my hands grip the desk and I arch my leg up
(5:43:25 AM) dimitri: YEAH AMY SUCK IT, SUCK THAT ZORBEEZ I yell between nom noms on your breasts. My hand slides down between your legs.
(5:45:07 AM) lovingrose: I spread my legs wide as I suck some of the soda out of ZorbEEZ and I arch my back and dig my nails into the desk
(5:48:40 AM) dimitri: I leave the ZorbEEZ in your mouth, as I bring my big, bushy face to your pussy. My tounge flicks out, and gets a sweet taste of your cunt. DAMN AMY YOU'RE AWFUL WET
(5:52:27 AM) lovingrose: I look down at you as I reach my hands up and play with my nippels pinching them
(5:55:57 AM) dimitri: WELL DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAVING WET PUSSY. NOT WITH ZORBEEZ! I take the ZorbEEZ out of your mouth, and wring out the rest of the soda, all over your hot body. WATCH CAREFULLY, AMY. I roll the ZorBEEZ up, and slide it up, and into your pussy, syuffing the whole thing in there. HOW DOES THAT FEEL, MY STICKY GLOWING ORANGE?
(5:58:52 AM) lovingrose: Oh that feels so fucking good mmmm yeah as I hop onto the desk spreading my legs wide
(6:05:09 AM) dimitri: The ZorBEEZ dries your pussy up. SHHLORP! I grab your leg, and oull it up so your tight little asshole is showing. I slip a finger up it, and out. YOU WANT IT IN YOUR ASS FROM BILLY FUCKING MAYS DONT YOU AMY
(6:07:57 AM) lovingrose: mmm yeah, fuck my fucking ass billy
(6:12:27 AM) dimitri: I look at my finger, which is now covered in shit. THATS DISGUTING. NOT WORRY THOUGH, NO MESS CAN BEST THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN! I cram the nozzle of the bottle up your ass, and squeeze the rest of it out, filling your colon up with it's warm, bubbly oxygen cleaning power. OXYCLEAN MAKES A GREAT ENEMA, TOO AMY
(6:13:29 AM) lovingrose: wtf
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