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Gaymes
Aug 24, 2009 10:47:08 GMT -5
Post by Scruffington on Aug 24, 2009 10:47:08 GMT -5
Proboards does what Proboards wants. Some days, you get to post. Other days, you are not so lucky. Such is life.
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Gaymes
Aug 25, 2009 14:50:23 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Aug 25, 2009 14:50:23 GMT -5
Bahut Barakias
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Gaymes
Aug 31, 2009 2:34:00 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Aug 31, 2009 2:34:00 GMT -5
I QUIT MY SHITTY JOB WITH PERHAPS EVEN SHITTIER PAY OMG I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
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Gaymes
Sept 8, 2009 17:45:25 GMT -5
Post by Bloodcider on Sept 8, 2009 17:45:25 GMT -5
GAMES HUH? I'M PLAYIN THAT MORROWIND.
Making a dungeon/mod about some vikings raping and pillaging the shit out of everything. Steffen is in it.
He gets raped and pillaged by the player.
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Gaymes
Sept 9, 2009 16:54:38 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 9, 2009 16:54:38 GMT -5
Hey Bloodcider that's pre-Nobody cares!!!
Here's something completely else:
From:Jeff Peters Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 10.22am To: David Thorne
Subject: Membership Renewal Dear David This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon. All the best, Jeff Peters --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 1.37pm To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Membership Renewal Dear Jeff, Thankyou for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out how to do percentages on it so have estimated that I save around $372.10 off the normal price of $420.00 - Please confirm that this is correct and I will renew my membership immediately. Also, do I get a Fitness First sports bag with towel and drinking bottle included in the price? I own my own legwarmers and headband. Regards, David. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: Jeff Peters Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.01am To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Hello David How did you come to that amount? Our half year membership fees are actually $460 but with the 20% discount as an existing member your renewing membership fee would be only $368 for the six months saving you almost $100 off the normal price. We are not Fitness First so do not have those bags. Cheers, Jeff --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.18am To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Dear Jeff Do I get free shipping with that? Regards, David. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: Jeff Peters Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 12.48pm To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Free shipping with what? The $368 covers your membership fees for six months. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 2.26pm To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Dear Jeff By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing. I feel bad constantly having to ask the lady from next door to come over and loosen them for me, what with her arthritis and limited wheelchair access to my apartment. To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying. My aversion to work, along with the fact one of your employees, Justin, was rather rude, telling me to 'lift this', ''push that' dulled my initial enthusiasm of becoming muscular and I stopped attending. Regards, David. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: Jeff Peters Date: Friday 10 April 2009 9.17am To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Hello David Not sure how to take your email, nobody here would offer you steroids, it is illegal and none of our staff would do this. Justin is one of our most experienced trainers and if you found him rude while he was trying to be helpful and just doing his job then there are plenty of other gyms you could look at joining instead. Cheers, Jeff --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.02am To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Dear Jeff Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless professionals. I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously. Regards, David. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: Jeff Peters Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.32am To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Go f$*k yourself. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 April 2009 11.38am To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Dear Jeff I was, at first, quite surprised at your response; one minute you are inviting me to renew my membership and asking me for money, the next insulting me. After doing a little research however, I have learnt that mood swings are an expected side effect of steroid abuse. As another side effect is a reduction in the size of your p#$%, this gives you understandable cause to be an angry person. I have also learnt that Spandex contains carcinogenic properties so this does not bode well for yourself and your shiny friends. If I woke up one morning and my p#$% was a quarter of the size I would probably take my anger out on those around me as well. There are probably support groups or websites that could help you manage your problem more effectively and picture based books available on the subject for people with limited reading skills. When I am angry I like to Listen to music by Linkin Park . The added angst and desire to cut myself works similarly to the way firefighters fight forest fires by burning off sections, effectively canceling each other out and I find myself at peace. I understand that you guys usually listen to Pet Shop Boys or Frankie Goes to Hollywood so this may be worth a try. Regards, David. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: Jeff Peters Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Ok. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: Jeff Peters Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: David Thorne Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm To: Jeff Peters
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due The middle one.
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Gaymes
Sept 9, 2009 18:28:50 GMT -5
Post by Bloodcider on Sept 9, 2009 18:28:50 GMT -5
Old.
Also, YOU'RE KILLING THE BOARD, STEFFEN.
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Gaymes
Sept 10, 2009 9:01:50 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 10, 2009 9:01:50 GMT -5
And you all said it couldn't be done. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
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Gaymes
Sept 11, 2009 12:35:44 GMT -5
Post by Bloodcider on Sept 11, 2009 12:35:44 GMT -5
Actually it has been several days since I've seen Tom, now that I think about it.
Steffen, what have you done?
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Gaymes
Sept 11, 2009 15:55:07 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 11, 2009 15:55:07 GMT -5
He's playing this new game called.. I don't know.. some stupid game
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Gaymes
Sept 13, 2009 14:44:54 GMT -5
Post by Bloodcider on Sept 13, 2009 14:44:54 GMT -5
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Gaymes
Sept 14, 2009 16:40:14 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 14, 2009 16:40:14 GMT -5
That link is one of the shittiest things I've ever clicked.
Also, I'm playing L4D online, and well most people suck, but not as much as bots. I played No Mercy on Advanced and kept losing in the final showdown because my shitty bot friends wouldn't fucking help me when I got caught by a smoker just because the tank was out OMG
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Gaymes
Sept 14, 2009 21:26:23 GMT -5
Post by Bloodcider on Sept 14, 2009 21:26:23 GMT -5
The bots are perfect. They probably just figured they'd be better off without you.
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Gaymes
Sept 15, 2009 5:17:10 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 15, 2009 5:17:10 GMT -5
But I'm the one who kills the most Zambies and does most damage to tank
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Gaymes
Sept 16, 2009 8:31:28 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 16, 2009 8:31:28 GMT -5
I tried Versus mode today. OMG some people just SUCK at team playing OMG
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Gaymes
Sept 27, 2009 9:50:46 GMT -5
Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Sept 27, 2009 9:50:46 GMT -5
This board is going straight to hell, and dragging everyone of us with it.
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