Jinglis
TODAY'S TOM SAWYER 
YOUR OWN SPECIAL CATEGORY
I'm so fly you might as well not be
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Post by Jinglis on Nov 16, 2009 21:08:26 GMT -5
I'm going to man up and ask a girl that works in the Library coffee stand on a date.
how should i do it?
these are what I've come up with:
1)Manny Holds up Ipod dock in library blasting ABBA while I dance up and give her my number and promptly dance my way off
2)moonwalk infront of the stand, passing her my number on the way by
3)Ask her if she wants to be my shorty (this will require me to grow a chinstrap and pop my collar)
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Post by Scruffington on Nov 17, 2009 2:53:06 GMT -5
Combine all three.
Manny blasts Smooth Criminal, you moonwalk up and give her a note. The note reads as follows:
Do you want to be my shorty?
Plz respond at 1-800-THIS-IS-MY-GODDAMN-NUMBER
Thanks babe!
Yours truly,
Jinglis
And then you moonwalk out. If a girl isn't impressed by that, then she isn't worth impressing.
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Post by Bloodcider on Nov 18, 2009 17:28:49 GMT -5
Whole-heartedly agree. There's no way that plan can fail unless she's an undateable bitch in the first place.
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Nov 18, 2009 17:50:36 GMT -5
SHUT THE FUCK UP BLOODCIDER. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOUR OPINION MEANS NOTHING, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, EVEN TOM.
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Post by Bloodcider on Nov 18, 2009 21:28:12 GMT -5
Save it for the anger thread you fucking dirty foreigner.
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Jinglis
TODAY'S TOM SAWYER
YOUR OWN SPECIAL CATEGORY
I'm so fly you might as well not be
Posts: 181
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Post by Jinglis on Nov 19, 2009 0:15:01 GMT -5
na fuck that bitch, she stepped down from her pedestal that is the second cup raised floor. Turns out she is like 5'2" which doesn't work for a 6'4" stallion of a man such as myself. I'll have to find a new girl to passively stalk.
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Post by Scruffington on Nov 20, 2009 3:38:07 GMT -5
Short chicks need loving too
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Post by MannyCalavera on Nov 20, 2009 11:05:58 GMT -5
she was a literal shorty
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Nov 22, 2009 8:47:52 GMT -5
I'm 5'8, so I would have gone for her, but now you ruined it for me, you BASTARD TALL FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
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Post by Scruffington on Nov 23, 2009 1:47:49 GMT -5
Everyone who posts here is taller than you.
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Nov 23, 2009 7:34:59 GMT -5
Yeah, well, I'm shorter than everyone who posts here.
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Nov 24, 2009 9:11:23 GMT -5
You are all fucking retards. Did you know that some people have an extra chromosome, which makes them grow bigger than normal people, and make them extra stupid? You know what kind of people have that? PEOPLE WHO ARE TALLER THAN 5'8, THAT'S FUCKING WHO  |
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Post by Scruffington on Nov 24, 2009 14:32:41 GMT -5
Yeah but you have short man syndrome
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Post by Sweden Kjeldsen on Nov 25, 2009 17:06:53 GMT -5
YOU ARE STUPID SCRUFFINGTON BECAUSE YOU LIKE L4D2 AND I JUST PLAYED L4D1 WITH SOME GUYS WHO AGREED THAT THE NEW GAME WAS LAME, AND THEY WERE FROM TURKEY SO STFU TOM.
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Post by Bloodcider on Nov 25, 2009 18:42:36 GMT -5
I'm 5'10" and I feel short. I can't even imagine what Steffen is going through.
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