Post by Scruffington on Mar 21, 2005 22:01:48 GMT -5
Here within lies instructions for the most fiendishly simple and addictive game ever concieved by myself. Yes, that's right, I made this up, and if anybody says otherwise, they're lying.
The Game That Involves Throwing a Bottle at a Table
EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP
Materials Needed
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Obviously, having a bottle is key in this game. The one pictured is wrong, however, as it is currently filled with liquid. Make sure that your bottle is empty before you attempt to play.
The second most important item to have when attempting to play EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP is a table, as the table is your playing field. Now, before beginning, make sure that there are no people occupying said table, as EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP can get extremely violent. As such, this is the wrong table to choose, especially since they all have really weird grins and I think the guy on the back is a cross between William Hung and The Rock.
The third most important thing to have is people to play. The minimum number of people required is three, but more can be added if you're some sort of Facist pig. If possible, make sure that the two other people you choose to play with you can get as excited as the black man and asian woman, because that makes the game much more fun.
A chair for each person. Do I have to explain everything to you smacktards?
How to Play
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Position your three chairs directly in front of your table. Have each player take a seat in their respective chair, then hand the bottle to the first player.
From there, the first player should attempt to bounce the bottle off the edge of the table to the player sitting next to him.
The recieving player should make an attempt to grab the bottle before it hits the ground, using one hand only. Assuming that the recieving player is not a total fuck-up, he will then go on to pass the bottle to the next player.
When the bottle reaches the end of the line, it will go back to the player in the middle and continue on it that fashion.
How to Win
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Unlike most games, there is no way conventional way to win at EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP. The game is all about making killer saves and showboating and making strikes and huffing paint and what-have-you.
So, if you want to win, you have to get EXTREME.
And that's about it.
Expect to see a LIVE DEMONSTRATION FROM THE MASTER on the next Random Garbage.
EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP
Materials Needed
-----------------------
Obviously, having a bottle is key in this game. The one pictured is wrong, however, as it is currently filled with liquid. Make sure that your bottle is empty before you attempt to play.
The second most important item to have when attempting to play EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP is a table, as the table is your playing field. Now, before beginning, make sure that there are no people occupying said table, as EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP can get extremely violent. As such, this is the wrong table to choose, especially since they all have really weird grins and I think the guy on the back is a cross between William Hung and The Rock.
The third most important thing to have is people to play. The minimum number of people required is three, but more can be added if you're some sort of Facist pig. If possible, make sure that the two other people you choose to play with you can get as excited as the black man and asian woman, because that makes the game much more fun.
A chair for each person. Do I have to explain everything to you smacktards?
How to Play
---------------
Position your three chairs directly in front of your table. Have each player take a seat in their respective chair, then hand the bottle to the first player.
From there, the first player should attempt to bounce the bottle off the edge of the table to the player sitting next to him.
The recieving player should make an attempt to grab the bottle before it hits the ground, using one hand only. Assuming that the recieving player is not a total fuck-up, he will then go on to pass the bottle to the next player.
When the bottle reaches the end of the line, it will go back to the player in the middle and continue on it that fashion.
How to Win
---------------
Unlike most games, there is no way conventional way to win at EXTREME KILLROT DEATH CHAMPIONSHIP. The game is all about making killer saves and showboating and making strikes and huffing paint and what-have-you.
So, if you want to win, you have to get EXTREME.
And that's about it.
Expect to see a LIVE DEMONSTRATION FROM THE MASTER on the next Random Garbage.
