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Post by Scruffington on Mar 25, 2005 21:02:09 GMT -5
Stuff will go here tomorrow, after I go through my job interview.
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Post by MannyCalavera on Mar 26, 2005 4:46:40 GMT -5
wheres your interview?
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Post by Johnson on Mar 26, 2005 12:18:38 GMT -5
I think it's Canadian Tire
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Post by MannyCalavera on Mar 26, 2005 16:04:57 GMT -5
PIZZA SLUT!
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Post by Johnson on Mar 28, 2005 16:13:23 GMT -5
good point
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Post by Scruffington on Mar 30, 2005 0:24:03 GMT -5
Well, I got the job. Yes, that's right, Cube and I both have jobs now. Although I don't exactly know where he's working, I do happen to have a very good idea of where I'm working.  BAM.Yes, that's right. I am the quintessential Canadian; I'm slightly overweight, I eat at Tim Horton's, I love hockey, I don't fit in with the rest of the world, and I work at goddamn Canadian Tire. The important thing to understand about working at Canadian Tire is that nobody actually WANTS to work at Canadian Tire, it's just something that happens. People have different reasons as to why they want to avoid Canadian Tire; sometimes it's the way they treat their employees, sometimes it's how they like to take your money, and sometimes (as is my case) they like to put you outside your area of expertise.  Hardware!They put Scruffy in Hardware! For those of you who are not involved in my personal life, or just don't pay attention to the things that I say, I am not the most mechanically minded person. That is to say, I am a CHOIR BOY. CHOIR. BOY. I will be talking to customers about the finer points of cordless drills, latex paint, table saws and fucking drill presses. I barely know the difference between a chisel and a nail, so you can all imagine how well this will go. If your imagination is sub-par, (which I assume it is, if you've read this far) I'll use piktars to explain in detail.  Most Choir Boys would have you think that we all look like the d00d pictured above; manly, thoughtful, pensive, dashing, some other adjectives, and all that jazz. In actuality, we look like this.  Gaze upon my true form and see the embodiment of shame. Would you buy power tools, paint supplies and the like from someone with a face like that? I sure as hell wouldn't. He just doesn't seem the type, if you know what I mean. Regardless, the Canadian Tire management has seen fit to make me a dedicated Hardware employee. For the next six months of my life I will do nothing but think of Hardware. When I go to bed at night, I shall dream of lathes. When I wake up in the morning, my first thoughts will be of bandsaws. In other words, move over girlfriend. I might as well save myself some trouble and drop out of school right now, so I can focus on my Canadian Tire career. You know, maybe move up to Appliances, then to cashier, and after that, it's easy money. I should probably wrap this up, as I start my first shift tomorrow. But because articles like these usually try to have some overarching message or theme, I'll puke something up real quick. Don't cry for me, I'm already fucked screwed committed Canadian worthless dead. |
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Post by ADAM>>>> on Mar 30, 2005 16:18:11 GMT -5
The funny thing is Tom thinks it is the end of the world and he hasn't even tried it. i think today is his first day.
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Post by MannyCalavera on Mar 31, 2005 2:59:36 GMT -5
you'll sell lots of tools with that rugged stubble. do you make commision?
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Post by Scruffington on Apr 2, 2005 19:01:24 GMT -5
Hell no.
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Post by Darkdragonman on Apr 3, 2005 12:33:42 GMT -5
Atleast you'll have money now. How much do you make?
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Post by Scruffington on Apr 3, 2005 19:56:48 GMT -5
IGA just phoned. Apparently, they want me to work there now.
SCRUFFY CAN ONLY WORK ONE JOB AT A TIME, YOU BASTARDS.
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Post by Johnson on Apr 4, 2005 22:11:13 GMT -5
Well quit your stupid Canadian Tire and come work at IGA. It'll be a party
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Post by Bloodcider on Apr 5, 2005 19:09:35 GMT -5
Better yet, just start going to IGA and completely blow off Canadian Tire like you never worked there in the first place.
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Post by God im Gay on Apr 8, 2005 0:00:37 GMT -5
Now I am the only person that must save up to be classified as poor.......I must go wallow in icecream now!  |
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Post by ADAM>>>> on Apr 10, 2005 21:26:41 GMT -5
Who are you? you just like came out of no where... that's is odd.
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