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Post by Scruffington on Jun 30, 2005 18:07:20 GMT -5
I see you browsing THE SECOND BOARD, Cube therefore you must sign on Xfire because you haven't been on for like five days and that makes me sad and also a little angry because I need to play Quake 2 really bad, like in the worst kind of way I tried convincing Bloodcider to play it but apparently he's allergic to Quake because it makes him throw up and I tried playing it with Daver but he's full of shit and doesn't even know what BFG stands for so I'm basically stuck playing Shadowrun which isn't so bad but Shadowrun really isn't the same as Quake 2 because as we all know it's an RPG with guns in it as opposed to Quake 2 where I play Stroggington and great fun is had by all because the guns are fun and it's funny when you shoot things and you laugh because it is funny I'm surprised you've read this far and well it looks like you just signed on, Cube and you're talking to me, and you're linking me to my own board like I don't know that you posted and to be honest I really didn't but anyways we should play some Quake 2 and then I might have to go mow the lawn but we'll see so yeah that's about all I have to say oh wait one more thing I think everyone reading this should get Quake 4 and the other Quake because hot damn this is a long sentence.
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Post by ADAM>>>> on Jul 2, 2005 13:35:07 GMT -5
Tom you have the hardest life....  |
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Post by Scruffington on Jul 2, 2005 16:18:12 GMT -5
You're damn right I have the hardest life. Like, I have to WORK next week! How fucking terrible is THAT?!
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Post by ADAM>>>> on Jul 2, 2005 17:08:34 GMT -5
LOL.. i have to work in 2 hours.
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Post by Scruffington on Jul 4, 2005 12:52:52 GMT -5
PLEASE.
All you do is listen to Follinger talk about ballsack afros.
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Post by ADAM>>>> on Jul 4, 2005 13:32:37 GMT -5
sometimes we dance.
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Post by Davervr6 on Jul 4, 2005 17:36:47 GMT -5
BOW!
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Post by Scruffington on Jul 4, 2005 22:42:44 GMT -5
Well if it isn't Mr. What's-A-BFG himself I oughta pound your face but I probably won't because although I might look like I'm capable of beating up Daver I'm really not because he has the BUDDHIST PALM and all I have is Shield-fu and that's no good because I don't have a damn Shieldgun but as soon as I get one you're all DEAD.
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Post by Scruffington on Jul 12, 2005 15:36:31 GMT -5
1337King gave me advice on how I should run this forum yesterday. He stumbled into my friend's room, brandishing a nondescript bottle of alcohol, muttering something about the state of the Union. I shrugged him off, declaring him a charlatan and a rogue, but he would not be deterred. Lurching over to the laptop where I was situated, he proceeded to make blind and random stabbing motions at the keyboard, insisting that I listen for the good of ScruffingTeck and the internet in general. Eventually, I figured out that he wanted to see the forums, so I casually shoved him across the room and came here. At this, his eyes lit up, and he seemed to sober up slightly. I was not fooled, however, as he immediately began shouting that the ScruffingTeck forums didn't make any sense and needed more admins, more members and above all else, more categories for posting. Now, I was quite angry at this. After all, it was I who built this fine forum from the ground up, and if anybody was going to criticize my work it was going to be me. I made this known by putting him in a headlock and forcing him to the ground, but again, he implored me to listen. From clenched teeth and beneath my armpit (of justice) he described to me his version of ScruffingTeck. There will be no more SECOND BOARDS or UNIVERSAL CATEGORIES. Instead, there will be places for people to discuss music, games, art, writing and then GENERAL CONVERSATION. Needless to say, I've never been so angry. Before I had a chance to crush his spine, he put the final nail in his coffin; in 1337King's ScruffingTeck, there will be no more Death Cube K, and if there is, he's not allowed to post pictures anymore. I released him, taken aback. Had Cube really become that unpopular? Was he THAT misunderstood? 1337King crumpled to the floor, alone with his bottle of mysterious alcohol and severe trauma to his trachea. I've been thinking about what he said ever since, and I've come to a decision. 1337KING IS BANNED.Picture unrelated.  |
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Post by Bloodcider on Jul 12, 2005 15:39:54 GMT -5
FUCK YEAH!! *blows airhorn* WOOOO!
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Post by Darkdragonman on Jul 12, 2005 15:50:11 GMT -5
I was infact present in said situation. 1337King was out of his mind with drunkeness and was in all actuality consuming a bottle of Chinese Beer. From the discription I had obtained the beer tasted "asian." Curious, no?
I later questioned 1337King concerning his previous suggestions, demands and accusations. The fool was no longer foolish and told me that even though the board was small it served it's purpose and did so in a interresting and unique maner. Obviously we cannot be convinced by the words of a drunk man, but he did say that he found the posts of Mr. Cube both relevant and deep.
He accepts his banning and has turned away from the ways of the 1337, and proclaims himself unfit for the internet.
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Post by DethQuewbKay on Jul 12, 2005 18:36:40 GMT -5
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Post by ADAM>>>> on Jul 15, 2005 17:18:09 GMT -5
I've noticed when DDM drinks he always gets completly drunk, like other people will just get a buzz and that would be good for them but not DDM he goes the extra mile and gets to the point when he thinks he can breakdance anywhere and starts to attack party balloons..... that is what i noticed.
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Post by Johnson on Jul 26, 2005 2:38:36 GMT -5
I noticed that the amount of alcohol that most people need to get a buzz, will give DDM alcohol poisoning.
That's what I've noticed.
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Post by Bloodcider on Jul 26, 2005 4:49:41 GMT -5
I think that merits a Karma point.
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